LEGO Star Wars Jokes

An Explosive Chat
One day, Han Solo 1 in the midi-scale Millennium Falcon said to Han Solo 2 in the Ultimate Collector's Millennium Falcon, "Good job battling the storm troopers in Episode 1."

Han Solo 2 replied, "I fought droids, not storm troopers in Episode 1."

Then Han Solo 1 said to Han Solo 2, "At least my Millennium Falcon can fly around a room without falling apart."

Han Solo 2 aimed his quad laser cannon at the midi-scale Millenium Falcon and blew it up.

Question: What did minifig Han Solo sign up for when he found out his family was starting a band?
Answer: A Soloist.

Question: What did minifig Obi Wan Kenobi say to minifig Luke at the dinner table?
Answer: Use the fork, Luke!

LEGO Bella's Dream and Joke

LEGO Bella's Dream from Twilight (my son made this as his version of a Twilight Centerpiece):



LEGO Joke: What happened when Obi Wan Kenobi cut off Darth Maul's legs?
Answer: Darth Maul said, "Don't BRICK my legs!"

LEGO link, blog buddies, LEGO joke, and MOCs

Okay, we have several things to share with you today:

1. First, here's a link to the LEGO.com website where you can download the Family Fun monthly LEGO projects. We like to print out these building instructions for our weekly LEGO Club.
   
   Here's our completed February projects:
   
   
   
   
   
2. Next, we'd like to find some "blog buddies." Do you have a blog (that's kid-friendly) that we could check out and link to?
   
   
3. LEGO Joke: What did Han Solo say to the Death Star when it grabbed his LEGO Millenium Falcon in its tractor beam?
   Answer: LEGO, Death Star!
   
   
4. From my son, "Here are three of my best LEGO Duplo creations that I created when I was 6 years old.
   
   This is the "LEGO Sandcrawler". It took me a while to build it. And if you're wondering, it wasn't my first try. I have, in fact, created many other Sandcrawlers, but of all of them, this one was the best.
   
   
   This is the "LEGO 1 Space Shuttle" and its launch platform.
   
   
   LEGO Walter may not look like it, but he can stand on his own. On the back of him, there's a piece of LEGO that sticks out."