Saturday, April 3, 2010

LEGO Star Wars Jokes

An Explosive Chat
One day, Han Solo 1 in the midi-scale Millennium Falcon said to Han Solo 2 in the Ultimate Collector's Millennium Falcon, "Good job battling the storm troopers in Episode 1."

Han Solo 2 replied, "I fought droids, not storm troopers in Episode 1."

Then Han Solo 1 said to Han Solo 2, "At least my Millennium Falcon can fly around a room without falling apart."

Han Solo 2 aimed his quad laser cannon at the midi-scale Millenium Falcon and blew it up.

Question: What did minifig Han Solo sign up for when he found out his family was starting a band?
Answer: A Soloist.

Question: What did minifig Obi Wan Kenobi say to minifig Luke at the dinner table?
Answer: Use the fork, Luke!

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